All right my friends. For more than a couple of years, I’ve been spoiling ‘the coffee’ and ‘the milk’ regarding to many topics…politics, football, university, relations, friends, alcohol and so on…but I didn’t tell you what I really think about Britain and British people.

Oh dear, let me slag everything off. Basically, when I think about England, right, I imagine a bunch of well-behaved people, with umbrellas and cigars, and all supporting the torries and  drinking gin tonic all the way. The truth is, over 50% of the population (my apologize if I exaggerate or offend, that’s not the point) are dressed as scallies, drink Stella and have a ‘funneeeeeey’ accent. Oh dear, chavs with no life, no studies, no desire to become someone. This is where my money goes…I think when I see my pay slip on Friday morning…fucking tax, it’s a bitch…but it’s alright…all my tax goes to chavs on crack, i maintain them. All good, the system is perfect.

Anyway, to go back. Brits are very bad when it comes to having fun. Their clubs are shit. With few exceptions. When they go out, they either drink too much, just to practice the national sport ‘being load and vomiting on the bus’ or they snore shit lots of coke (we are talking about oxbridge kids full of money) and pull girls… (the image of a geek on coke makes me piss myself laughing…)

How about, let’s go to a bar, drink a couple of beers, smoke few cigarettes and then dance all night on electronic? Promise, that way’s better, never ends up in tears, and the only drugs we do are the good old loosing weight pills with energy drink…which is associated with speed, only that the chemical formula it’s a tiny bit different. Anyway, you don’t know how to have fun. It’s rubbish.

The best one is when it comes to girls. British people are either idiots and they don’t understand the notion of flirting or they are just very special and they try to play hard to get.(which in my opinion will never work) I remember trying to flirt out of nowhere…I admit, I’m not good at flirting…but surely the other person should understand something, that I have a bit of interest there…noooooo, nothing at all. LIKE NOTHING AT ALL. What I call a flirtatious conversation, Brits call it just a normal, common thing, that leads nowhere… e.g:

’so babe, are you going to the pub tonight?’

‘I might…I’m in the mood to drink something tonight and have some fun’

…………………If you’re from Uk and you don’t understand my example from above…means, I was right…you shit at flirting, yes, worse than me.

And “girls” subject. Well, English girls are quite…bad looking(I’m talking about a majority of 60 per cent…I met really good looking girls as well, I would give you examples but better not). sorry lasses, it’s true. You’re fat and quite loud, and you don’t really have the sense of style. Boys (brits) treat girls like shit. Most of the time. the trouble is…that there are quite a lot of good looking girls as well. So they don’t get special treatment. That’s a problem. I’ll say: kill the monsters, to start again all the notion of relationships and then we might improve some matters here, although…I doubt.

So, the deal is…Brits were the best in the past. No, I’m serious. They were one of the best powers of the world, good army, amazing navy, incredible history. They taught so many people how to behave (like indians) and they are also the ones to forget the rules. UK is amazing. England is wonderful, the system is still one of the best in world, but people in general are bad. Different then what I’ve seen before, but not as good as I’ve imagined. But well…nothing is perfect.